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  Full name: Anthony Marcus Durham
  Quote: "Er...I dunno."
  Major: "Well, I'm not sure. Science of some sort. I guess. I kinda
  like writing, tho. Um...I think pre-med is what I'm shooting for. Eventually.
  Maybe."
  Room: 303 (roommate to Kevin &
  Brad)
  
  Tony is basically a very nice guy; polite, soft-spoken, even tempered,
  considerate. But he certainly doesn't look the part and few people, especially
  women, expect him to be as quiet and shy as he is. 
  The years have beaten Tony's self-esteem into the ground. He spent most of
  his life exceedingly overweight due his rampant sweet tooth. Although he
  recently burned off the fat by taking up weight-training, his mind has yet
  to move beyond his childhood role of "The Fat Kid." He's now hypersensitive
  about his appearance, particularly around females. His family always believed
  they knew what was best for him (and were quite wrong), and made all his
  decisions for him; consequently, he can't make any decisions now, and overthinks
  problems until it generally is too late. He shuns the spotlight, preferring
  to stay in the background, which makes him very well-suited for his role
  as the narrator of the strip...he is generally an observer to everyone else's
  craziness. 
  Perhaps college will loosen Tony up a bit and restore the self-confidence
  he has lost...
  
  Human version:
   
  
  